This is what it finds. In your copy.

VOICE AGE SCORE

Corporate blur

“Your copy sounds 2003 vintage, and buyers are noticing.”

Lower is better. 0 = crisp and modern. 100 = pure 2003 brochure.

WHAT I FOUND IN THIS COPY

Corporate-speak phrases caught:

solutionsleveragesynergyrobustseamlessbest-in-classstakeholder

No plain-language markers found. Every sentence sounds like a brochure.

Zombie phrases caught in this copy

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These exact words appeared in the copy. A plant manager, purchasing agent, or facilities director skips past every one automatically. Here is why each one costs you, and the exact replacement.

“solutions”

WHY IT HURTS

Means nothing to a plant manager trying to understand what you actually make or do.

PLAIN-ENGLISH FIX

Name the actual thing: the pump, the panel, the service contract.

“leverage”

WHY IT HURTS

Finance jargon that crept into marketing in 2002 and never left. No one in a plant says this.

PLAIN-ENGLISH FIX

Use, apply, or just say what you do with it.

“synergy”

WHY IT HURTS

No one in a plant has ever used this word in a serious sentence.

PLAIN-ENGLISH FIX

Say what the combination actually does: "cuts changeover by 40%".

“robust”

WHY IT HURTS

Every product brochure uses it. It signals nothing anymore.

PLAIN-ENGLISH FIX

Name the spec: 304 stainless, 10-year warranty, rated to 800°F.

“seamless”

WHY IT HURTS

Promises ease without describing how anything actually works.

PLAIN-ENGLISH FIX

Describe the handoff: "one call, we handle the rest".

The full audit goes deeper

Every zombie phrase, not just 5, caught verbatim with a specific replacement for each one.
3 before-and-after rewrites: your worst sentences, fixed so the difference is obvious.
A fix list: 4 to 6 assignments by page and section. Not suggestions.
A voice brief: one paragraph that tells any writer who you are, who your buyer is, and what words to never use again.

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